Why Guys Fall For Me: A Comprehensive ListI love comics.
I love action movies and movies where people get sliced in half (EFFING GHOST SHIP YES).
I'm loud, but the good kind of loud, not Fran Drescher loud.
I stand up for my friends, and also to my friends, if need be.
I give good hugs.
Apparently, I have an adorably infectious laugh.
I -KNOW- my Batfamily trivia.
Flash family too.
I've got a decent sized collection of horror flicks.
I've got a decent sized collection of action figures.
I like weird things, like bats, green tea ice cream, and Carrot Top.
I can sing you songs from the 1920's, but I've got no clue who has the #1 video on MTV right now. It seems to be endearing.
I can get away with telling people to kiss my ass if I bat my eyes just right.
I can touch my nose with my tongue.
I love musicals, but I'd never force anyone to go see one with me.
I wear bright green leggings and goggles alot.
I have a 20% discount at the comic store instead of 10, because the owners like me so much.
I like silver better than gold, and shiny beads better than fake diamonds.
I eat like a guy.
I can't light my own cigarettes, when I choose to smoke.
I can sing in pretty much any language in the world, just because I'm good at mimicing things.
I've got 4 longboxes, 2 shortboxes, and three packed shelves of trades.
I write deep things.
When I talk to someone, I always keep eye contact.
My local oldies station has put me on the radio so many times, I'm practically part of the evening show.
I love my dad and grammy.
I help out at the family business.
I'll just come out and say it: I've got a damned decent voice. Never gonna do anything with it, but it's there. Like a nuclear bomb.
I'm a 38D (going on DD).
I'm not afraid to sneak out at night, but I always look both ways before crossing the street.
I can stomp on a roach with my bare foot, then pick it up by the antennae and throw it away.
I don't give a rip about Edward Cullen.
Or that werewolf guy with the nice eyes. Liked him in Sharkboy and Lavagirl, though.
I once hit my mum with a bag of socks when she slapped me.
I cry during the Vietnam scene in Across the Universe.
I can pick up anything that weighs 180 lbs or less.
I can carry two 60 lb bags of cat food at once, one per shoulder.
I've got long legs and a short torso so even though I'm real short, I'm still able to kick really high.
I don't get stoned with the rest of my friends.
I can't take pills.
I know how to change a tire.
I make my own jewelry.
I like paying for my own food.
I don't like shopping for clothes in stores, and I really hate shoe shopping (the internet is a godsend).
I've met the cast of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and have Dana Snyder's email address somewhere.
I once gave Weird Al Yankovich an umbrella because, "It's been raining lately, and I thought you may need one. Also, I found it."
The "Leave Britney Alone" guy hates me personally.
I have actual fans.
I'm convention famous.
I don't do "fads".
I've been to more than one drum circle in the rain, and I light incense on a regular basis.
I've got an actual argument to support why Jason Todd is gay for Batman.
"Cry Me a River" is a slow, sad love song by Julie London, not a shitty song by Justin Whatshisface.
I'm too white to ever try to be "gangster".
I've got a hobo bag covered in patches and pins, and I always have gum.
I knew all the songs from Across the Universe, Mamma Mia, Sweeney Todd, The Producers, and Chicago before there were ever movies for them.
I give massages at random.
I hate reality TV, Lost, and Desperate Housewives.
I use the lingo of EVERY era, not just this one.
Okay, I think that's all of it. Oh, wait. Forgot the big one:
I've already got a boyfriend and am therefor unattainable.
There, now that's all of it.
